“ohreally?”hewheezed.“merlin,ihopeyoutooksomepituresasfuturebkmailmaterial.”

draotriedreallyhardnottough,buttheimagepotterhadjustdesribedwasjusttooridiulous.hiseyesdartedovertoweasleyandwithinmereseonds,hisentirebodywasshakingwithughter.

“oh,motherandiwereinvitedtoafr

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“youhavenoidea,”potterughed.merlin,itwassogoodtoseehimugh.heleanedloser,whisperingindrao’sear.“hetookoffhisjumperandgeedrewbaublesonhisnipplesandareindeeronhisstomah.hisbellybuttonwasthenose.itwaskindofdisturbing.”

“justsomestuffthathappenedonchristmas,”pottershrugged.

“iimagineitwasquitethesene,”draosaid,wrinklinghisnose.

weasleygloweredathim,thenatpotter.“whatdidyoutellhim?”

pottersniggeredbesidehim,hisbreathwarmondrao’snek.draoouldn’tdeideifthatwaswhatwassuddenlymakinghimdizzyorthealohol.

weasleypromptlyjuttedhishinforwardandhuffed.“whatever,ferret,”hemumbled.draowouldhaveretaliated,ifpotterhadn’thosenthisexatmomenttostartdrawingirlesondrao’sshoulderwithhisfinger.fukingmotherofmerlin!

“oi,”weasleyalledfromarossthetable.“areyouguystalkingaboutme?”

asreallygreat,atually.christmasattheburrowisalwaysspeial.mrs.weasleygotabitross,though.ronandgeespikedherchristmaspunhwithoutherknowing.butholy,”hehukled,“there’snothinglikeronandgeesingingchristmasarolswhilethey’reompletelypissed.”

“no,weasley,”draospluttered.“we’reughingatyou.”

“howdidyouspendnewyear’s?”potterasked,sippingathisbeer.draoblinked.hisbrainwaswslowerthanusual.